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Buah semangka buah duren…Nggak nyangka gue keren.. :)

Hati siapa tak bimbang
Situ botak minta dikepang

Buah kedondong Buah atep
Dulu bencong sekarang tetepp ….

Buah semangka buah manggis
Nggak nyangka gue manis

Buah apel di air payau
Nggak level layauuuuuuu…..

Pohon kelapa, Pohon durian,
Pohon Cemara, Pohon Palem
Pohonnya tinggi-tinggi Bo!

Buah Nanas, Buah bengkoang
Buah jambu, Buah kedondong
Ngerujak dooooooooonggggggg

Ada padi, Ada jagung
Ada singkong, Ada pepaya
Panen ni yeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Disini bingung, Disana linglung
mangnya enak, engga nyambung

Buah semangka berdaun sirih
Buah ajaib kali yah?????????

Jalan kaki ke pasar baru
Jauh boooooooooooo..

Jambu merah di dinding
Jangan marah just kidding

Jauh di mata,dekat dihati
Jauh di hati,dekat dimata
Jauh-dekat tujuh ratus perak

Nemu gesper, di pinggir jalan
Kalo laper, makan tu gesper

Men sana in corpore sano
Gue maen kesana,
Elo maen ke sono!

Disana gunung, disini gunung,
Ditengah-tengah bunga melati
Saya bingung kamu pun bingung
Kenapa ada bunga melati ???!?

Anak ayam turun ke bumi
Induk ayam naik kelangit
Anak ayam nyari kelangit
Induk ayam nyungsep ke bumi

Sayur asem sayur sop
laper nich

Dilangit ada tomat
Sengit amat

buah kedongdong buah tomat
Elu bodong amat

Bunga mawar tangkai berduri
Laris manis pedang cendol
Aku tersenyum malu sekali
Ingat dulu suka mengompol

Ikan gabus di rawa-rawa
Ikan belut nyangkut di jaring
Perutku sakit menahan tawa
Gigi palsu loncat ke piring

Ikan hiu pegel-pegel
I love U girl…


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  May 29, 2010 at 10:52am via mobile - Comments
Butik Bella
Barusan dapet SMS pantun lucu banget :
Di sini gunung di sana gunung..
Lah gw tinggal dimanaa dunk.. :P
May 29, 2010 at 02:17pm · Like
Lovita
wah…keren nih…salam kenal…:)
June 1, 2010 at 02:00am · Like
MARTHA GARNER
I have to say, every time I come to blog.isdaryanto.com you have another exciting article up. One of my friends was telling me about this topic several weeks ago. I think I will e-mail my friend the link here and see what they say.
June 1, 2010 at 02:17pm · Like
Tamara
Bunga Mawar Bunga Kamboja… Wajah Sangar Siapa yang Punya.. ^^V
June 3, 2010 at 07:21am · Like
AnimeMangaIndo
awah keren bgt sob….
tuker link yow….
June 4, 2010 at 01:28am · Like
penchenk
Es teh gulone watu
Tiwas mekekeh ora biso metu :D
June 4, 2010 at 06:16am · Like
Syahidacomputer
pitik walik dolan nang kali
Bocah cilik dolanan pelem … gak nyambung ya…
June 4, 2010 at 07:05pm · Like
Yudizz
mo numpang promosi,.,.,., blog forum terbaru islcorner
June 6, 2010 at 01:44pm · Like
hanumuslem
maz boleh tukeran link gag??
June 9, 2010 at 11:25pm · Like
dindasaurus
waaaaaaaaaah..kereeen nih..blognyaaa..SUKSESS YAH
June 11, 2010 at 03:43pm · Like
AnimeMangaIndo
keren om…andai saja bblog ane bisa jadi kayak gini ^_^
June 13, 2010 at 05:31am · Like
aming
ikan teri makan kedodong
permisi…numpang komen dong…
June 14, 2010 at 05:29pm · Like
ArenaBetting.com dukung fair play FIFA world cup AFSEL 2010
masih ada yah pantun kayak gini hehe
June 15, 2010 at 06:24am · Like
YS
Buah Mangga… Buah Duren… Ariel Lunaa… Lagi Nge tren.. xixixi :P
June 15, 2010 at 09:18am · Like
Cerita Lucu Malam Pertama
saya bikin jg yg lucu2 mas..kikikik monggo mampir sob..
June 16, 2010 at 03:36pm · Like
penchenk
nih tambahan mas sambil ngecek link uda di kasih www blom :p

jembar segoro onok pesisir e.
wong sabar ikuw onok bates e.
June 18, 2010 at 02:06pm · Like
akbar
Kreeen bagat ni
June 19, 2010 at 11:37pm · Like
constan ghea
seep…
June 22, 2010 at 12:57pm · Like
Blogious
uwh,kok keren sih,mas…
ane ngiri dehh…
tapi bukan jadi sirik, tapi malah jadi pacuan diri…hehe…
June 26, 2010 at 07:30am · Like
eka_mament
beribu2 bintang d langit
hanya satu yang bercahaya
beribu2 gadies cantik
hanya satu yang ku canta
July 21, 2010 at 01:24pm · Like
ben0 jwex
iwak teri iwak lele
antri le……
August 5, 2010 at 01:39pm · Like
aisyah
hahaha keren2 pantun’a
August 19, 2010 at 07:05pm · Like
rhatu
naon be ah.. aing teu nyahoo eta..??
August 20, 2010 at 04:32am · Like
nanda gm
naon naon ntek naon
yang namanya orang tu nanda…
September 3, 2010 at 09:58am · Like
winalif
boleh————-
October 13, 2010 at 02:43pm · Like
reza cayag dia
Buah semangka buah manggis
Nggak nyangka gue manis
Buah semangka buah duren…Nggak nyangka gue keren…………………………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 14, 2010 at 08:08pm · Like
renanda sherlyna
hahaha…. kocak2..
October 19, 2010 at 09:34pm · Like
amprie
kantor pos nang boyo lali ..bokong tepos kakean……ki.
October 25, 2010 at 03:51pm · Like
amprie
cerutu magelang ….crute metu pegel’e ilang………….
October 25, 2010 at 03:53pm · Like
Stanan
disana gunung,, disini gunung
ditengah2 bunga melati

aku bingung,, kamu pun bingung
kenapa ada bunga melati ..????!!
November 5, 2010 at 02:30pm · Like
KamPanG
mkan es d ksh gram
sry sms dah mlm
da pnguin naek kbo
cma mw ucpin met
b02
December 6, 2010 at 08:23pm · Like
HUSNI PURNAMA
23 buah mangga
emang saya suka marah
December 25, 2010 at 07:17pm · Like
merry
buah mngga,buah jambu,buah manggis,buah rmbutan..nma buaha-buahan
January 7, 2011 at 09:56pm · Like
kuta boy
disana melati,,disini melati
ditengah tengah gunung merapi
aku mencari,,kamu gak ngerti
knapa ada melati di gunung merapi
January 18, 2011 at 02:40pm · Like
okha
jaka sembung bawa golok
pada ga nyambung goblok
January 21, 2011 at 11:07pm · Like
EriEn
Ada jeruk ada pepaya
Ada apel ada mangga
Ada rambutan ada nangka
Buah buah semua….
hauhauhauhuahua
January 28, 2011 at 01:24pm · Like
gino
* Di pinggir kolam makan bubur
Jangan lupa pakai keripik
Dari semalem aye ga bisa tidur
Selalu teringat wajah mu yg cantik
January 28, 2011 at 09:56pm · Like
athiyya
lucu abiiiiiiiiiizzzzzz
February 6, 2011 at 06:52pm · Like
ilham
masak air ngga mateng2
beli kedongdong yang rasa’a sepet
lo tuh ngga usah sok ganteng
mukalu tuh kaya sepiteng mampet
February 8, 2011 at 01:14pm · Like
daffa
kocak euy……………..
February 8, 2011 at 08:46pm · Like
dewi
jhahhaahhaa.. lucu ..
tpi bnyk yg gga nyambung .. pasti nna keren .. :D
March 12, 2011 at 03:01pm · Like
miftahul jannah
lucu2……jd gk pusing lg nih….bagus-bagus… : )
March 14, 2011 at 08:00pm · Like
Ronny Ganteng
Pantun ini hiburan saja
Untuk sekedar pelipur lara
Kalau ada kata yang salah
Mohon maaf berjuta-juta.
April 7, 2011 at 02:29pm · Like
nicky
pohon randu berbuah mengkudu
dipetik dari hutan bambu
siapa yang mau sm kmu
kena kmu ktiaknya bau
April 27, 2011 at 05:29pm · Like
blangsakan
ada salak dalam piring,,mau di makan sudah kering,,ada cewek rambutnya kriting mau dipinang ternyata sudah bunting…
May 5, 2011 at 06:28pm · Like
zein
masak air biar mateng . .
keciputat beli panci .
eh u jangan so ganteng
muka u udah kaya pantat banci . .
June 30, 2011 at 03:29pm · Like
febri
Naik perahu ke jakarta….huuuuuu kapan nyampeknya…….
July 7, 2011 at 11:03am · Like
choky belalank
…hahahahahaha……ktawa aja lahgwa..
July 14, 2011 at 08:05am · Like
whisnu
disana gunung disini gunung banyak amat yah gunungnya!
July 30, 2011 at 02:42pm · Like
mat terdam
buah manggis, buah pepaya
mau ngubungin , tnggu sbentar ya???
August 13, 2011 at 11:24am · Like
Harris
hati siapa tak bimbang
situ botak minta dikepang
August 22, 2011 at 09:06pm · Like
danu
gag nymbung……..
October 17, 2011 at 09:55pm · Like
monika
buah apel
air payu
gk level lah yuuuuuuuu
October 21, 2011 at 12:19pm · Like
aurelia
buah semangka buah duren
gk nyangka gue keren
October 21, 2011 at 12:24pm · Like
cindy gomez
ikan hiu lagi laper
i love u 4ever
November 1, 2011 at 09:14pm · Like
cindy gomez
sayur asem sayur sop
laper nich..nasinya abis tau
November 1, 2011 at 09:18pm · Like
Tienezya Inez
Lucu bgt sih pantun yg satu ini

Buah semangka,buah manggis
gk nyangka gw manis
December 5, 2011 at 06:00pm · Like
ekha
lucu dhe
December 29, 2011 at 07:54pm · Like
iki jendral
menurut saya pantun lucu ini sangat bagus?bls
January 18, 2012 at 10:02pm · Like
ray gawel
jalan2 ke maluku,jangan lupa beli kayu, kalau kamu cinta padaku, bilang saja I LOVE YOU.
January 18, 2012 at 10:12pm · Like
iki jendral
BELI PAPAN,KETEMU ANAK AJAIB.GUE TAMPAN RAY KAYAK BNG TOIB
January 18, 2012 at 10:27pm · Like
beyong cllu abady
kakek.kakek makan slak ayoooo
jdinya
kakek itu matiii kwkwkwkkwkw
January 29, 2012 at 12:34am · Like